Rupert

Rupert is a dominant force in any situation when you come across a Rupert you know you have to run away or your life is over

Collin: yo that guys got a Rupert
Jordan: We got to run
Collin: Dies*

by Maple leaf lovers April 24, 2019

Rupert

A Rupert is a dude that could never become a John. The arch nemesis of a John (Johnanation). A Rupert is typically one of those guys you see who thinks he's a bad-ass dude but he's really just an asshole and nobody likes him. Ruperts usually come from Broseville and have lots of their dad's money.

Chandler: " Hey, John, hows it going?"
Travis: "There's a Rupert at the bar, being a dick"

by defeationjoe April 6, 2010

Rupert

The name of Jeremy medinas penis

Yo girl you want to suck my rupert

by delici0us_j November 8, 2007

Rupert

The man on RSB who likes to flame extremley well.

Oh noes. Rupert flamed me the other night said sally.

by LolatLee October 20, 2008

The Rupert

When a man ejaculates onto a Pigeon

Oh man, my flatmate walked in on me doing The Rupert

by Rupert420 December 4, 2020

Ruperting

The act of being sexy while wearing a hoodie, eating bacon and petting cats. Not necesarrily all at the same time. Stiff nipples recquired.

Ashley: I smell bacon, cats and hoodies. What's going on here?
Rupert: Oh nothing, just ruperting.

by iTookYourOreo August 31, 2013

rupert

a code word used by many for marijuana

im goin to smoke up that rupert today

by desibaby March 14, 2005