pussy relapse

when on a dry streak, you start considering hitting up past girlfriends or your ex.
this can happen because of loneliness, desperation, or just boredom of using your hand.
may also result from drinking or smoking pot.

Dude 1: Hey dude, I think Imma hit up Kelsey. She's been lookin' pretty good lately.

Dude 2: Dude! She totally played you last Summer! You're just having pussy relapse from your dry streak.

Dude 1: I don;t know man. She's pretty bomb.

by PsychoSexy June 28, 2010

butthole relapse

Massive reoccurred rage to the point of parturition of the anus.

Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.

by Meep Murp October 28, 2013

lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.

I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.

by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014

yule tide relapse

the reverse of the turkey drop. when the high school couple that went to separate colleges and broke up over thanksgiving break see each other again over the holidays and in a fit of nostalgia get back together but the relationship is probably doomed from the start

Roommate 1: How was your break?
Roommate 2: Great. Me and Amanda are dating again...
Roommate 1: Dude, wtf?
Roommate 2: Yule Tide Relapse...

by blueredblueyellow444 December 9, 2009

Comical Relapse

One of those things thats funny in your head but when you say it out loud nobody laughs.

Tim: What did the farmer tell everyone?

Alex: What?

Tim: I'm a farmer.

Alex: That was a Comical Relapse.

by (DWR) September 2, 2005

relapse 2

the seventh studio album from the Famous Self Made Millionaire Eminem then from in on out D12's album will be next,With Exclusive rapper proof back with D on a track...He never left..!

yeaah!,that high potency Rap is Crack to my ears,Fuck Lil Wayne,i ain't feel non of that sh!t he sayin,I heard mixtapes better then his Studio album..but i be waitin for the relapse 2 after the first one,That garbage shit Sucka Mc's puttin out...T.I singin with the weak ass white bread justin,soldja boy with a fuckin Gay ass dance makin Black people look bad like flavor flav & Krumping..Dumb ass nigga's..Cut that shit out when Obama's Prez,we dont need retarded ghetto shit.

by homeboy March 21, 2009

Relapse

Failing to recover from a previous addiction. (Cutting, drinking, smoking)

I relapsed back into cutting.

by That Suicidal Emo Kid December 16, 2019