rumsfield

a quitter. the kind who takes up a task and at the beginning acts a typical know-it-all

donald rumsfield...

Dude, don't listen to his advice. They say he's been a rumsfield right from kindergarten.

We planned this thing together, don't go rumsfield on me no matter what
-G. W. Bush to C. Rice

by KatoBlaze November 9, 2008

rumsfail

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.

"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"

by jesse May 18, 2004

rumspringa

Coming from the dutch word for "running around", this is the wildness that ensues when amish kids turn 16. They are given complete freedom to experiment with drugs, alcohol, and sex. I suddenly like the amish a lot more.

"Yo, did you hear about Joseph? He got mad crunk on rumspringa."

by the verbal spinster April 1, 2005

rumsfelded

to recieve a glowing evaluation even while spending years failing, and then get fired within a week of the evaluation

John got rumsfelded by his boss

by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

rumsfelding

the act of making complete, utter nonsense out of long-winded speeches

That guy telling ghost stories is rumsfelding us.

by Stone19 September 21, 2008

shukkle-rumsticks

Often used to express anger or distress about something that happens.

Shukkle-rumsticks! I dropped my book!

by darnydontthinkaboutit May 2, 2010

urbanized rumspringa

the two week period of time in between december 21st and december 31st which commences in one long ass party

I cant wait to go ham at urbanized rumspringa 2012

RUMMMSPRINGGGAAAAA

by urban rumspringa September 16, 2012