Rumplesnitz

The act of slaying dragons in the Medieval times with thou saucy lads, but can be referred to slaying anything in thy presence.

I just rumplesnitzed the shit out of that dandelion.

by Uggy MFN D May 14, 2011

Rumplesnakeskin

A really cool name to give to a snake or a really wrinkly old guy.

Chris: Hey is that your new snake?
Katie: Yup!
Chris: What's his name?
Katie: I named him rumplesnakeskin!
Chris: Koolaid!

by Katie Kolosiekago May 27, 2007

RUMPLESTUMPKIN

A nickname, usually referring to a tiny puppy.

Hey, look at that little rumplestumpkin. He's the runt of the litter.

by krinlekrunkle July 20, 2009

rumpole

A butt plug, bung pole, butt pole. An ass dildo used to stimulate and simulate rear entry. An anal toy prefered by English barristers.

Before standing to deliver his closing arguments, the attorney sat quietly on a portable rumpole placed discreetly on his courtroom chair, and fantasized about his post-court appearance.

by Lord Flanders January 10, 2006

Rumplesque

1) An action done in a pantomimic or strange way.

2) In the manner of the character of Rumplestiltzskin from the Grimm Brothers' fairytale.

Person: Greetings fair maiden *Rumplesque bow*

The manner in which he ran was rumplesque.

by That Posh Guy January 9, 2014

rumplestiltskin

Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.

See also: meatloaf

"eyy, tyrone just laid a brick in da bogs"
"reyhey!Rumplestiltskin"

by samstorm December 5, 2004

rumpole

Ugly looking person with Pok marked face.

Name coined from UK tv series Rumpole of the bailey who Rumpole, a barrister known for his tough cross examinations and rough complexion,paper mach'e drinkers nose and grumpy disposition. Good barrister though god rest his soul...

"heh look at that rumpole sitting over there,nasa could test their luna rover on that terrain...."

by Derek Danksworth June 24, 2005