A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.
Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!
by Onibaba666 July 22, 2016
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Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."
Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"
Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."
Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"
by GET SCOTT SMITH, GET JUSTICE January 30, 2014
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Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.
Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.
by nsrtnmhr September 8, 2011
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guy#1: Yo, that was some bullshit when Batmans cape blocked those bullets.
guy#2: Calm the fuck down dude rule of cool.
guy#2: Calm the fuck down dude rule of cool.
by tw310zz August 6, 2010
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Esp if the woman is well endowed
Esp if the woman is well endowed
Man: I'm really pissed that you don't pay enough attention to me
Woman: /Fondles herself/ Breasts!
Man: I love you. Wait a minute!
Woman: Rule DD love, rule DD
Woman: /Fondles herself/ Breasts!
Man: I love you. Wait a minute!
Woman: Rule DD love, rule DD
by Not 'the' Willie Nelson May 20, 2010
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by Topper13009 May 2, 2016
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Yeah, me and Mike get tested all the time and we don’t have this déclassé COVID thing...plus we’re really handsome guys; I hear they call me the Rule Bender in Chief!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020
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