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rugby league

A tediously boring game. popular in 2 states of Australia, Northern parts of the UK and Papua New Guinea, where 13 men of similar build run into each other five times then kick it to each other.

Rugby League used to have possession for the ball but the fans, most with the attention span of a gnat, didn't like it. Now the only competition for the ball happens when the coin is tossed at the start of a game.

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I'd like to play rugby league, but my IQ isn't low enough.
by Everlovin' Antichrist June 30, 2004
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rugby league

A form of "rugby" invented by stupid northerners because they were too stupid to be able to understand the offside rules. Because of this there are no rucks, if you tackle someone you have to bugger off and let them have the ball back again.
Oh, I am a woman, I can't understand offside rules. I know lets invent a form of rugby for stupid people
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rugby league

The inferior form of rugby. Invented in the North of England after a dispute over whether players should be paid. Can be quite tedious to watch as the defending team have to retreat after every tackle until the tackle count is reached.

Not as popular as rugby Union
Great tackle!! now bugger off and let him get the ball back.
by JJ May 29, 2004
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Rugby league

a shit sport where everyone fingers each others arse.
puff
Daniel
Crap
noob
Nip spiort
by Seb March 21, 2005
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Rugby League Drunk

To bring one's own particular brand of drunken stupidity to an unsuspecting public resulting in physical, verbal or psychological demarches upon the individual, their friends, kin or other sectarian grouping.
Jim got so drunk friday night he shat on a dog, had sex with a carpet and passed out in a fire escape, boy was he rugby league drunk.
by The Suva Splinter August 5, 2012
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Rugby League is shit

Person 1: Lets play league
Person 2: Ew, why tf would we want to play that, rugby league is shit
*person 1 now has no friends
by Rugby.sportssss01 May 17, 2020
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Rugby league

Rugby league is the best sport popular in the U.K. and Australia
Let’s have a game of rugby league , not union!
by TheKid211 December 20, 2017
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