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Rubik's cube 

The Rubik's cube is a square puzzle that in order to solve you need brains. If you don't have like 100 I.Q, don't even try, it's impossible. I like to call it {THE BIGGEST WASTE OR MY TIME} or {The Devils Toy} If you are a kid on urban dictionary, ask your teacher... they have not even solved one.
I just wasted 4 hours of my life trying to solve a Rubik's cube. Or... how do those brilliant people online solve the Rubik's cubes!?
Rubik's cube by OmGHiPerSoN April 11, 2019

Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
Rubik’s pubes by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

Rubik's cube 

A pain in the ass that you can’t solve,

It gets me very frustrated and I want to punch a wall,

A cube of pain and torture,
Joe: “I can’t solve this Rubik's cube”
Jeff: “fuck off
Rubik's cube by Ihatecubes May 29, 2022

Rubik's cube solver 

A person who can solve Rubik's cubes. and you are usually wowed or furious with him.
1. (person a) That kid just solved a Rubik's cube!

(person b) Really! That is so fricking amazing i cant explain it! What is that Rubik's cube solver's name?

2. (a) Grrrrr...

(b) Whats wrong?

(a) That guy/chick just solved my Rubik's cube.

(b) Wow! Why did that make you mad?

(a) I've been working on it for months and i finaly got a side. and then he/she comes along and says that he/she can solve it. I didn't believe him/her and i say prove it. Then he/ she solves it under a minute! I hate that Rubik's cube solver!

(b) Whatever dude! At least now you can put it down and get back to work!

(a) Grumble grumble grumble.....
Rubik's cube solver by marschaos2 November 13, 2009

Rubik's Cube Cutti

Noun- A girl that no guys have been able to figure out how to get with. A seriously prude girl.
"She is so hot, but she got dat Rubik's Cube Cutti, naw mean?

Rubik's pube 

Tremendously hairy genitalia that is difficult to navigate and then solve by pleasing the partner
Xander complained that Sandy's vag was nothing but a Rubik's pube and it took him a helluva time in getting all of her colors on the right sides.
Rubik's pube by von groovy May 10, 2019