Columbus Rowboat

A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.

"Martha's shaved arm pits sure made for a good Columbus rowboat last night."

by MegatronTitsYEah March 28, 2009

swedish rowboat

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.

Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.

by The Vanillist March 3, 2015

Swedish Rowboat

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.

Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?

by BigityBam February 19, 2018

Swedish rowboat

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.

“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”

by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018

rowboatable

Someone lightweight enough to ride in a rowboat with, esp. on a date.

(i.e. not a fatty.)

Phyllis: Michael, I want to set you up with my friend.
Michael: Hm, what's she like? Is she rowboatable?
Phyllis: What are you asking?
Michael: I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Could an average sized rowboat support her without capsizing?
(pause)
Phyllis: No.
(Michael walks away, disgusted)

by Jimmy D. April 19, 2008

Bonono Rowboat

Some very fucked up shit.

dude 1: i just fucked a cat!
dude 2: fucking bonono rowboat, man..

dude 1: i look like a girl but act tough!
dude 2: bonono rowboat.. obv..

dude 1: i think lil wayne is a great rapper!
dude 2: nigga, you be all up on that bonizzle robizzle..

by Knight-Captain Awesomepants April 25, 2011

Jewish Rowboat

1. A doggy-style variant. The female is mounted from behind while the male rows her arms like a Jew in the annual Cambridge-Oxford Regatta. As co(ck)swain the female is required to exclaim "Stroke, Stroke..." to encourage the male.

Archaic: An arbitrary term describing any hetero-erotic act(s).

"I had Ashley in the Jewish Rowboat and I was sweating until the finish"

"Boy, she took it like a Jewish Rowboat"

"Hey baby, wanna sandpeddle my Jewish Rowboat?" (see sandpeddle)

by Redneck Rabbi September 25, 2011