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Shirley Phelps Roper

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.
When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.
by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012
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Al Roper

When a man cums with such a large volume (many ropes) that he loses 20 lbs.
Wow, that blow job was so good it made me Al Roper.
by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013
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Rotter

Someone who doesn't do much. Lays in bed a lot. Nothing to live for. Probably NEET, coomer and gamer as well.
- What happened to Jim? I haven't seen him in a while
- He's a full time rotter now. Really likes his vidya
- Unlucky
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Wifi router

I can't wait to play GTA 5 on my $500 wifi router
by Cartoonlover69 July 21, 2020
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Router

A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go
1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey
by Topher89 July 28, 2008
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Red Rooter

Aussie slang for Red Rooster, a fast food chain similar to KFC (aka Kolonel's Fucking Crap). Generally less popular than KFC due to their use of shitty crumbed chicken in their burgers, and the fact that they build new stores with a single cashier.

The fun stems from the use of the word root in Australia as slang for sex. This provides an endless source of amusement to us when we hear about Americans 'rooting' for their favourite sports team.
I'm going down to Red Rooter - want anything?
by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008
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A Five Ropper

A Five Ropper is a term used to describe the male ejaculation. In order to be A Five Ropper, the male needs to have secreted at least five pulsations of semen on the person body. Thus the semen looks like white ropes...
Wow, i have not had a salt shot like that in a while. I just exploded with A Five Ropper. Say what, yeah five frozen ropes of man batter is on your stomach. Its been a couple of days...5 is a good day!
by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009
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