rooster

another name for cock, often used in joke sentences

samantha: OMG George! YOUR ROOSTER IS HUGE
george: i do like my chickens big
samantha: you are fucking dumb, i'm breaking up

by theamazingass December 27, 2021

rooster

a ladsy lad, whose only goal is to become the ultimate lad, uni, authority and unladsy chooks will not get in his way. A rooster is contempt with his sexuality and is willing to do anything of the sexual or ladsy nature to become a roosteroo, and will avoid anything unladsy in nature which may dampen his chances of success

Person 1: that is one good lookin' rooster, i bet he gets a few birds back to the coop

Person 2: yes that is correct

by hannoboss January 17, 2011

The Rooster

A form of dance where a person assumes a position of a rooster and starts going dumb and portraits a thizz face.

"Damn look at Bob doing the rooster"

by Oakes College! February 3, 2007

Rooster

(Slang): A pimp.

That guy is such a rooster. Look at all his chicks!

by Accordion December 13, 2010

A Rooster

Cluck Cluck Cluck

Cluck Cluck A rooster

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

The Rooster

When you are throwing up while simultaneously going diarrhea. Usually you diarrhea in the toilet while vomiting in a trash can or bag.

Also known as the 'poopy-throws.'

I think I got food poisoning, 'cause I was up all night doing the rooster.

by top dolla May 20, 2009

Rooster

1 The stupid fucking cunt of a bird that crows next to the door every fucking morning.
2 the stupid bird that attacks you for no reason and squawks at any fucking thing it does'nt like.

That fucking cunt of a rooster is crowing outside the door again. Stop squarking you useless fucking rooster.

by Strayan cunt December 19, 2019