Rooner

Someone who ruins things. From parties to movies this person ruins them all.

Becky is such a rooner! She was locked out of her house and couldn't get her bathing suit so we couldn't go to the pool.

by The Rooner August 17, 2008

pig rooter

Man who will fuck any girl, regardless of how fat and ugly she is

Oh man, that guy is a total pigrooter, did you see the fatty he did last night?

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Rectum Rooter

That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his Jack Juice and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.

Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?

Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.

Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.

by The King Cornholer April 15, 2008

Roonerspism

A Spoonerism. Literally.

Roonerspism is the Spoonerism of Spoonerism

by JamesCT May 8, 2006

roofer

A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3.

All the other tradesmen made fun of the roofer, until he showed them his pay stub...

by fuck y'all July 12, 2005

Roovers

Someone you don't want to deal with. You mess with someone they care about and your as good as done. Easy to get along with but if you step outta line they'll tell you whats up.

Damn, she a Roovers, don't mess with her.

by TayTay420 July 10, 2009

roofer

a crazy or insane person who exhibits extreme behavior that could endanger others.

That lady keeps kicking the cat's teeth out. She is crazy as a roofer!

by iamlapossy November 5, 2011