roofie

What anyone with a penis will need before they can bang Lindsay Lohan.

I had to slip 3 roofies into LiLo's drink before it had any effect on her.

by Dyke van Dick August 7, 2010

roofies

rohypnol - date rape drug

Yeah, I slipped her a roofie and next thing I was all up in that...

by bob October 28, 2004

roofies

Intoxicating a girl with the cuteness of your puppies, such that she will bang you. Roof, roof!

I took my puppy over to Katies house and she got so into it, we hit the skins. Thanks to the roofies.

by the fuuuuck? August 20, 2011

roofie

Rohypnol

I wish someone'd waste a roofie in my drink. I'd be hella fucked up.

by ive-ree August 26, 2003

roofies

a drug usually slipped in drinks at parties, called the "date-rape drug" because it makes u all fucked up so the dude that slipped it in can rape u n shit

"I slipped a roofie in that bitch's drink and fucked her all night long"

by blah October 27, 2004

ROOFI

Robotic Operations Of Federal Innuendo- A failed idea of the Government (James F. Steele) killing off anyone displeasing, like Fergie, only that would result in negative feedback from people who like her music. In a democracy, everything has to favor the people. Using the latest in robotic technology, androids would be sent all over the place, killing public figures that "rabble-rouse".

What a scary thought... This would've been used to stop any Government overthrow, though... They'd probably be named ROOFI-bots

by Andriffic November 22, 2009

roofies

The real quicker-picker-upper

"One roofie, two roofies, three roofies, ill fuck 'er!"

by terry twatter July 8, 2009