Ronald

What you are called when you are born in a McDonald's bathroom

I gave birth to my son in a McDonalds bathroom and even though his name is Aaron we call him Ronald

by OG grandma March 29, 2015

Ronald

"..Actually, my name's Alex."

{ron-ld} noun, 2. To become Ronald {too bih-kuhm ron-ld} verb

1.
A present employee of the fast-food restaurant/establishment, "McDonald's."

1a.
A conformist.

2.
Handing away your individuality to become part of the "Hitler youth-esque" wave that has spread across the universe.
Similar to signing your soul over to Satan.

Dana: Dude, I don't even work there anymore.
Kelly: Ha! Ookay, Ronald. Whatever you say.

Ray Man: Dude. What do you think that Ronald does when she's off the clock?
Ethan: Heh. I can't tell you, but I know that it's mine.

Slate: What do you think's worse? Working as a Ronald, or buying into Gangnam Style?

by refinedhippie November 02, 2012

Ronald

Getting pussy while still being an accused "stalker" and an "internet loser".

Damn, Zeek has been a straight up Ronald lately. He's browsing 5 forums and hitting up 5 bitches.

by zeek the geek February 29, 2008

ronald

·dum dum
·use for kids who suck at games

you see that? ronald sucks at that game

by roneldd February 27, 2020

Ronald

A person who wears glasses

Look that's a Ronald.

by Rubberbroek September 24, 2007

Ronald

One of the biggest assholes you will ever meet in your life.
Horrible husband, father, friend.

Ronald is just a douche

by alexis.cerrato101 February 25, 2010

Ronaldism

The religion of worshiping Ronald McDonald. When praying finish with Ramen not Amen

The one true religion is Ronaldism

by Spicy Ronald August 25, 2020