Ronald McDonald 

(1.) Lovable mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling brats (myself included). Known to have had the Magic.

(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.

(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.

(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya...

(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!

(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!

Ronald McDonald by Christopher the 43rd November 10, 2007

Ronald McDonald 

1. An advertising symbol for the McDonald's corporation, consisting of a red-headed clown that is friendly to children.
2. What the Ronald McDonald House is named after.
3. A hate fetish for college age neo-Marxist fruitcakes. See "McSpotlight".

"Looks like the protestors broke into a McDonald's restaurant and hanged a Ronald McDonald statue from a tree again."

Ronald McDonald by DrCruel December 30, 2005

Ronald McDonald 

Eating a girl out while she is on her period.

My girlfriend is bleeding heavy this month, but I still gave her a Ronald McDonald.

Ronald McDonald by Grimmace and Hamburgler January 9, 2011

Ronald McDonald 

A woman's revenge for a Dirty Sanchez, formerly referred to as Red Wings.

To pay Rock back for the Dirty Sanchez, Mona left him with a Ronald McDonald after her went down on her and her "little friend".

Ronald McDonald by Immodest April 30, 2006

Ronald McDonald 

It is a sexual act when a someone goes down on a girl during her menstrual cycle and when they come up they have red lips like Ronald McDonald

She was quite taken back when he finished giving her a Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald by Ska Cat January 22, 2010

ronald mcdonald 

During the act of intercourse with a female, usually in the doggy style position, the male smashes a burger into the face of the female (generally overweight). The act is then topped off with a punch to the back of the head, a la the donkey punch.

I heard about this guy that Ronald McDonald'd this fat chick, used a big mac to do it. It was messy.

ronald mcdonald by thebigmac September 7, 2008

Ronald McDonald 

A clown at the McDonald's food chain. He secretly rapes children and vandalizes the burger kings palace

Ronald McDonald is an asshole

Ronald McDonald by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016