Romneyed

To get beaten by surprise.
When you expect to win big, and are smug about the outcome.
Then later find out you got your butt whipped by a large margin.
To find out you are a loser.
Campaign worker: " The final votes are in Mr. President, you've
been Romneyed."
by jsd9632 November 07, 2012
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Romney

Verb: The act of snowballing Santorum back and forth between two or more parties.
Ryan: Trying to Romney?

Cindy: Romneying is gross!

Ryan: I like it dirty, lets Romney.
by Yochai Wawsop June 01, 2012
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Romney

The three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
Oh my G-d we've been in this f'in car for two and a half romneys now, I need to pee, no I don't. (as heard on The Daily Show, 1-March-2012)
by nuninthemorning March 04, 2012
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romney

A mediocre and boring choice that is the only real option because all other options are fucking insane or impossible.

Based of the 2012 republican candidate Mitt Romney campaigning against Gingrich, Santorum and Paul.
Guy 1- “You have the choice of eating prunes, broken glass, used condemns, or grilled unicorn. What’s your choice?”
Guy 2- “I guess I’ll go with the Romney and take the prunes.”
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Romney

A unit for measuring time: defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man, running for president, can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
Oh my God, we've been in this car for two and a half Romneys now!
by SavagePetunia March 02, 2012
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a measure of time, the Romney, is defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

the Romney was first proposed by John Stuart on the Daily Show, 2012/03/01
oh my god, I've been in this f'ing car for 2 and a half Romney now, I need to pee... no i don't
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Romney

To bend someone over and take them from behind without using lube.
by rogman August 11, 2012
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