Romney

A new measure of time. It's defined as the three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to it's opposite.

"Oh my God, we've been in this fucking car for two and a half Romney's now! I need to pee!" -John Stewart

by NiCK ONe X1 May 30, 2012

romney

The bloody gobs of endometrial tissue that sometimes come out with a woman's period.

"Eww, those little blobs of romney are so disgusting!"

by feministhulk August 16, 2011

romney

The stain left behind when a person has relieved himself of a deep anal itch. Related words: prospecting and mitt

Dude you're full of shit. Literally theres a romney spread across the back of your long johns.

by Tommy Longjohn March 11, 2012

romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.

by gnostic1 November 7, 2012

Romney

A Joint of High Grade Marijuana

"Hey man did you bring the Romney?"

"Ya man. That shit is dope."

by Diatommy554 January 26, 2012

Romney

A self-centered person who acts in a manner that benefits themselves at the expense of others. Best used when the word 'fuckin' is used before it.

Ex. 1 "That fuckin' Romney just cut to the front of the line!"

Ex. 2 "...And when he brought back my car, the tank was empty... Fuckin' Romney"

Ex. 3 "Due to their want for increased take home pay, upper management has cut our hours and reduced our benefits. This place is full of fuckin' Romneys"

by Tilly McFefe December 26, 2012

Romney

(Verb) To mop up a mixture of semen and tears with money.

She was crying when I came, but luckily I had $2 to Romney it up with.

by Din of Inequity September 5, 2012