roman shower

Hardcore oral sex whereby a man (or strap-on wearing woman) enjoys receiving oral sex and, in a bid to appeal to their darker side, then stimulates the vomit inducing throat triger areas resulting in their partner throwing up on their cock.
Term takes it's name from the Ancient Roman act of gorging on too much food then heading to the vomitorium to make some more room....hence roman shower!

He: What did you have for dinner, Darling?
She: Far too much Honey. I feel queasy.
He: Great....barf on this ya bitch and give me a Roman Shower!
She: Gobble gobble blurrrggh
He: Thats gross, but sexy, but gross.

by Digitalnonsense November 9, 2006

Roman Soldier

You take your cock, then place it over top of the nose alligned to replicate a old style army helemt the Roman's used to wear in battle.

"did you give her a roman soldier?"

by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004

roman sunglasses

The act of having a tit on each eye, like sunglasses. The reason for the name being that historically, the Romans banged like no other.

“Yeah so last night, my girlfriend gave me the Roman sunglasses”

by Fenderyeetcaster February 8, 2021

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

Roman Steamer

The operatic art of vomiting on a pair of ripely exposed breasts.

After Caligula drank his weight in wine, he offered his servant a Roman Steamer.

by Sloozeberry January 21, 2009

roman soldier helmet

the act of a man sitting on his partners face and letting his cock hang down the top of his partners head.

The best way to recieve a rim job is while performing the roman soldier helmet.

by bannan December 20, 2003

roman soldier helmut

when a man rests the shaft of a penis down a girls nose while rest the balls across her forehead giving the illusion of a helmut.

I gave her some arabian googles then i let my shaft down and gave her the roman soldier helmut!

by k November 10, 2004