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Roland Martin

CNN analyst, political commentator, Al Sharpton's love child. If blackness is involved, he's getting involved.
"You didn't hear? The civil war was all about slavery."

"Nah, there were secular political reasons involved as well. Don't be such a Roland Martin."
by Cuban sandwich April 11, 2010
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Dennis Rodman (cocktail)

A simple well drink cocktail comprising of double or triple vodka with a conservative splash of cranberry juice served on the rocks in a short glass with a straw that is consumed on a work or school-night.

Origin: in the fifth task of the eighth season of Celebrity Apprentice (2009), retired NBA champion Dennis Rodman got fired because he was ineffective on the task due to a hang over from consuming several vodka-diulted vodka-cranberries with Tom Green the night before. Thus the Dennis Rodman cocktail.
Lashaya: Hi Carlton happy hump day and welcome back to my bar. What would you like to drink tonight sweetie?
Carlton: I want to drink to forget even though I have an important work day tomorrow. I would like a Dennis Rodman (cocktail) please.

Lashaya: Triple vodka with a shot of cran in a short glass and a straw for maximum efficent sippage you got it.
by phbl September 9, 2023
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Rolando

Rolando is a person who can make any conversation nasty or just wierd. rolando will do things that are strange but he knows there right . rolandos are unlucky. things almost never go the right way for them rolandos are liers but its a skill that gets them out of trouble rolandos are scarred at a very young age. rolandos will grow up to make a girl as happy as he can. if you get to the right side of him he will treat you with all respect if you are someone he might not feel comfortable around he will act like a adult or grown up. most of the time rolandos are bad boys on the outside but are sweet hearts on the inside they dont like bragging about themselves as they are known for getting their way around anything. rolandos know how to tell if your his friend or his enemy rolandos are often made fun of. if you have a rolando don't let him go he is the most loyal person you will ever meet if you get on that side of him. rolando will NEVER fight his family even if it hurts him he will only defend them.
damn you got that rolando hes really loyal
by buduehd January 4, 2018
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Rowland

An all around life adonis. Some say they came down from the heavens to make regular peoples lives more meaningful and entertaining. They often contain extremely important life skills such as being extremely gifted at beer pong, shaving their dominant facial hair and dishing out high fives for no decent reason. Other human beings sometimes attempt to be as successful in life as Rowlands but pale in comparison eg: Everyone. Rowlands are rare to find but easy to point out as they are often coated in a thick layer of awesomeness.
Agatha: "Oh my, that man is extremely handsome and good at everything important"
Gareth: "I agree, he must be a Rowland "
by treatstorquay September 4, 2012
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Roland

1. Roland (Frankish: Hruodland, Italian: Orlando) is a character in medieval and Renaissance literature, the chief paladin of Charlemagne and a central figure in the Matter of France. It is thought the title character of the 12th century Song of Roland, which recounts his final stand against the Muslims during the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circumstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the Renaissance epics Orlando innamorato and Orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.
1. There exists only one historical mention of a French Roland, found in the section of Vita Karoli Magni on Roncevaux Pass, written by Charlemagne's courtier and biographer Einhard.
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland
by Roland819 December 9, 2008
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Rolando

He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet.

Loving and caring.

And a trustworthy boyfriend.

The moment you see him your heart will bust open.

Every girl would love to have him and keep him FOREVER!

No words can explain how he is with you.

Don't never fuck with a Rolando.

Love him and treasure him forever.
Girl: Your going out with him?

Other girl: Yes,He's so sweet to me and loving and caring

Girl: He's definitely a Rolando

Other Girl:Yeah
by COSITA69 October 3, 2011
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Brandon Rowland

a kind, warm hearted human being. can make anyone smile on their worst days :)
person1- who is that
person2- brandon rowland , my happiness
by charminghunta November 13, 2016
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