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brocksmith

a skinny guy who loves the cubs and little wayne. He has been a blackhawks fan for a really long time. He gets violent when angry. He likes HD a lot. He has a big problem with people taking shits in school. He hates the NBA because they play music. He doesn't play sports; he's not an athlete. Loves the new season of the office.Has stunning 20 40 vision. Don't pop his balloon. He's a hell of a guy.
Brad Pitt is a heck of a brocksmith. What an athlete.
by Guack in my tock January 9, 2009
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Cocksmith

One who weilds his wang without regard for human life or property. This man is the blacksmith of dongs pursuing any woman he can satisfy.
My friend Houdini is a cocksmith. He tends to only personally train gorgeous women.
by Squirrel0killer June 25, 2020
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cocksmith

Someone who portrays the very essence
of cock; delighted with the very thought
of cock on a per diem basis.
That man is strange, for he appears to
be a legendary cocksmith.
by Jay Tota April 8, 2003
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cocksmith

A guy who can get any woman he desires. Made popular by the hit movie " Wedding Crashers".
Vince: Hey, hey, hey, fifth row back with the fancy hat, I like that.
Owen: No,no, dont waste your time on girls with hats, they tend to be very proper.
Vince: Ya, well girl in the proper hat just eyed fucked the shit out of me.
Owen: Im sorry, sorry. Why dont you say it a little louder, I dont think the priest heard you.
Vince: Well John, Im sorry, Im not sorry. Im not going to appologize, Im a COCKSMITH.
by Greg Heilman June 21, 2007
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Cocksmith

A man who performs well in bed, and freely uses his penis to provide sexual pleasure.
Tina felt satisfied after her cocksmith visited. Linda got totally cocksmithed last night too.
by Adelaide31 September 22, 2017
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cocksmith

One who is a master at cock, and things
of a cock-like nature.
She is one hell of a cocksmith.
by Bill Meakem April 8, 2003
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rocketsmiths

a band from brisbane australia, known for their fat, bearded singer and for dating local z-grade scenesters, the rocketsmiths request for their own songs to be played on local radio and latch onto anyone with a guitar and knowledge of how to play 3 chords.
kid a : "have you heard that song 'worth it' by the rocketsmiths??"
kid b : "hmmm sounds like 'coming down' by 'the view' to me"
by nathan nobody April 13, 2009
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