Rock bottom

When you start playing League Of legends again in your mid 20's.

Friend 1:I heard Matt started playing league again

Friend 2:Damn, he finally hit rock bottom

by rb jib April 8, 2022

rock bottom

a bottom who is a dominant with their words

Jerry, you're such a rock bottom.

by RozeStormz2953 July 28, 2023

Rock bottom

I'm not ever going to see that you were right because you were not right.

Hym "There is no rock bottom if I don't get to live out the rest of my life as I am then as many of your kids as I can get my hands on don't get to live. I'm not doing this with you. You're not better than me. You mind doesn't work better than mine does. I'm not changing my mind. I'm not working until I'm old like the rest of you pieces of shit. You get your fucking hands off of me you retarded fucking freaks or I am going to put my hands on your children."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

rock bottom pirate

A very unkown combination of drugs, producing a unique state of consciousness. Also used to describe the user of said substances.
The mixture is nutmeg, alcohol, and opiates.

"I'm so fucked up on nutmeg, tequila, and codeine, man"
"Dude, you've gotta have a name for that; something like... a rock bottom pirate."

by Dr. Gonzo (madison) January 16, 2006

Rock-Bottom Collectable

A possession, held by a collector, that means so much to them they would have to really experience an all-time low in life to even be tempted to part with it.

Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this is the item I’m still taking with me as I flee, because I’m not parting with it unless I absolutely have to do so because I’ve otherwise hit rock-bottom, so this is my rock-bottom collectable. Alternatively:

I treasure this collectable so much, I don’t know what kind of rock-bottom scenario I would have to encounter to give this item up, I just pray I never do. Let my family sell it once I’m gone to help pay for my funeral.

by Phlavor January 12, 2023

Rock Bottom Collectable

A possession, held by a collector, the collector is so attached to they would have to experience an all-time low in life before they would even consider parting with that possession.

Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this collectable is going with me to wherever is next, and I don’t want to know what kind of rock bottom I would have to hit before I seriously considered parting with it, I just hope and pray I never find out, as this is my rock bottom collectable!

by Phlavor January 12, 2023

ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand

after a jenkin drop'n'pop, taking your handful of semen, and picking up a piece of poop in the other hand, then with both hands behind your back, approaching someone and telling them to pick a hand. Placing the chosen item in his/her hand, and slapping them in the face with the other. Not to be performed on friends.

A man was murdered this weekend after performing a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand.

by James Delaware November 11, 2010