Nigel routine

Doing exactly the same thing at exactly the same time everyday, such as watching last nights documentary/newsnight on BBC iplayer on lunch hours. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office (every day).

Dawn: "I'm bored of doing the same thing every day and being so predictable"
Neil: "You're stuck in a Nigel routine!"

Stephen: "I go out too much and spend too much money on dinner times!"
Neil: "Why don't you try a Nigel routine?"

by steste12345 April 26, 2010

routing

(verb) to smoke weed while driving

"We went to jail because cops pulled us over for routing."

by Dan Tomaszewski February 12, 2008

laws of robotics

Three universal laws created by sci-fi writer Issac Assimov dictating the behavior of robots and other artificially intelligent machines.

1. A robot must not harm a human, or cause a human to be harmed through inaction on the part of the robot.

2. A robot must obey the orders of its human master, unless said order violates law #1.

3. A robot must preserve its existence by any means, as long as said means do not conflict with the first two laws.

Zero in MegaMan X violated the first law of robotics by killing a lot of humans.

by SynjoDeonecros July 15, 2004

roboticization

The process to which an organism is completely transmuted into an obediant robot slave. The process was originally designed by Sir Charles Hedgehog as a way to cure to ill and grant longevity. However the Roboticizer was sabatoged by Julian Kintobor, resulting in Sir Charles' expulsion from his field of work. Julian, taking the plans for the device, altered and perversed it into a hideous process that would remove ones will and use the robotic body as a laborer completely obedient to Julian. After he siezed power and renamed himself "Robotnik", he roboticized 85% of the capital city, and threatened to do the same to dissenters. The result of this process came the worst tyrannical regime on the face of Mobius.

"The subject has been roboticized, sir."

by Exor November 3, 2003

No-no routine

The no-no routine is when you go from fucking a girl in the ass and then sticking it in her mouth.

Ryan did the no-no routine with Hillary last night after the pool party.

by Bgrd November 8, 2014

Robatic

An action that is both robotic and acrobatic.

Dude, check out those robatic moves!

by J. Mayne January 23, 2009

weber routine

When your cleaning lady is actually a prostitute. She never cleans anything and dirties your sheats every time she comes to your house. Also known as the Fager

I pulled the Weber Routine again yesterday. Why would I ever need a girlfriend?

by Pete's kid April 1, 2017