1: Hey! Get yo' dick wet?
2: Naw man there was an Alaskan roadblock that was cock blockin the hershey highway.
2: Naw man there was an Alaskan roadblock that was cock blockin the hershey highway.
by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009
A preemptive shielding of the asshole, be it the use of duct tape or plaster, to prevent ass rapage in a bad neighborhood. It is called the Idaho roadblock because it was first implemented in Boise.
by Antonio January 16, 2005
(n) May be created intentionally or unintentionally- two cars driving next to each other at the exact same speed, thus preventing you and other cars behind from passing. Unbelievably frustrating, especially when you have somewhere to be.
Always happens when I'm late to work.
I try to move to the right lane to prevent creating a Mexican roadblock.
I try to move to the right lane to prevent creating a Mexican roadblock.
by 83 July 07, 2006
a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side
by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009
When you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn't enough room to pass
Jed - "Yo Dennis why you late? The meeting started 10 minutes ago."
Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."
Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."
by Fresno Bob September 28, 2017
Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.
I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!
by rad sugar July 03, 2014
(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.
by iamderricksdefinition March 08, 2012