ritalini

Ritalini is a special pasta Italians give their young people afflicted with ADHD. The special Ritalin enhanced carbohydrates it contains help to calm them down to the point of wanting to take a nap.

Momma: "Pappa, Guiseppi has been acting up again, he's been running around the village pinching nuns on their culos!"
Papa: "Oh my, mio amore! Fix that boy a big bowl of ritalini , that should quiet him for a bit."

by Gary Straynge July 11, 2017

Poor Man's Ritalin

Caffeine pills.

John did worse on the essay than the kid with ADHD because he only had Poor Man's Ritalin.

by John Shiddywriter November 30, 2010

Ass To Mouth Ritual

A very special type of ritual, thought by many to be a myth, to summon the spirit of the devil. The ritual is performed by two partners, one male the other female. They both have to engage in anal sex until the male is primed for ejaculation. After priming has occurred, the male will quickly pull out and proceed to blow his load in the female's mouth while chanting under his breath, "ATMR" continuously until the female has completely swallowed the semen.

John - "Hey, can you come tonight to watch the football?"
Mike - "Sorry dude, I made a promise to my girlfriend that we were gonna do an ass to mouth ritual tonight..."
John - "Again?! *sigh* OK."

by JamesMANxD January 5, 2017

Ritual of the Stork

When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.

You only exist because of the Ritual of the Stork.

by African Fertility God November 4, 2013

Ritza

A Ritza is a beautiful, strong woman who is willing to do anything for the people she loves. She is kind, generous, thoughtful, sweet and loving. If you ever meet a Ritza, make sure you keep her by your side. She isn't afraid of going after what she wants, and believe me, she will get it. She sets her goals up high and never gives up until she reaches them. I mean, what else can I say, she's PERFECT. Dude, I wish I'd met her before cause I instantly fell for her. Don't EVER let a Ritza go, cause if you don't, she will always be there for you and will take care of you. <3

Guy #1: Damnnnnn....did you see Ritza? She looked super hot today.

Guy #2: Yeah dude, I've heard she's super nice and sweet. Let's go talk to her!

by yeemo_trashhhhhh January 5, 2019

Bright ritual

A bright ritual: The opposite of a dark ritual. It repels the effects of a dark ritual, and grants the user a bit of luck.

Matt:Hey, why did you use that dark ritual on me? I had to use a bright ritual to repel it!
Slime: It was a dare, I swear!

by Matt_the_slime_slayer June 21, 2016

jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved

Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane

by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021