Ritu

A female who is highly intelligent and whose awesomeness is so overwhelming that the reason for colds are so that some of the awesomeness is allowed to free itself from her body.

Also known as an INTELLECTUAL BADASS.

Woah, well isn't that a Ritu she seems to be going to college next year.

by liflashljvhzldjvhljzdhvlzjdhvl April 28, 2011

Skin Sloughing Ritual

Skin Sloughing Ritual is code for phone sex.

Sebastian wished that he could have Skin Sloughing Rituals with Blaine every night but he can't because Blaine is too busy earjacking his boyfriend, Kurt.

by AJ Porcelain November 4, 2011

ridulous

Ridiculous when you're hella drunk.

Family- There was not enough room in my room so i stuck viraj in the bathroom. Please don't wake him. I realize it's ridulous but I forgot nana was here -Joe

by DJ Houseshwitz December 26, 2010

ritgl

Rolling in the Grave Laughing

I'm sure FDR is just ritgl after the first night of RNC speeches.

by Laughlynne July 19, 2016

Grave Ritual

It mean that someone's old enough to step in his grave. He's old enough to die already.

Kanker jood : Be brave and step in your grave.
Vader from the streets : All right. I'll perform the grave ritual.

by Realtrunks March 9, 2019

RITDL

It's an acronym for Rolling In The Drum Laughing.It's similar to ROFL(Rolling on the floor laughing).RITDL sounds more embellished version of ROFL.

AJ- I'm planning to put this on urbandictionary.
SL- RITDL!

by indianidiot December 10, 2008

The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.

To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022