riston

a bitter man who watches parkinglots for a living.

"hey stop watching those students park! Jeez you're suuuch a riston!"

by CFO July 30, 2003

Risto

To be a Risto means to be a complete fucking disgrace to the idiot kind, often refereed as being a dumbass when forgetting your password on steam and then making a friend wait an hour for him to finally get it

Dude he ristoed the fuck out of his steam account

by Not risto July 24, 2016

ristoffe

A dumbass

He is a ristoffe

by anonymous September 14, 2020

risto

an obysse wog like feature found around greater Dandenongs admired by women for his microscopic fatty

risto_sleeping_and_wanking

by koorats March 19, 2003

ristor

to kill someone or something using toilet paper

A group of gang members are going around the city ristoring innocent people to death.

by googlebot123768 June 1, 2019

ristophe

dude with the 7-inch defender and an 8-inch glizzy gobbler

look at that ristophe i cant wait to get sucked

by who dis bro April 29, 2021

ristopph

A bad bitch who is cool and likes fortnite

Ristopph is so cool

by Hbhhnvnthrbyjtmmyjt May 22, 2021