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rigor mortis

Something that is very stiff and hard to move.
It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.
by Tyrone November 10, 2004
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rigamor

The little, stressful shitty things you have do to completely accomplish an undesired task
I had to progress through one rigamor afyer the other to keep the customer satisfied.
by Ms.Fit1 January 19, 2017
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Rigamortified

1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.
We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.
by MDarcon March 9, 2018
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Rigamornus

When you wake up after a good nights sleep and are stiff as a petrified tree log.
Jack couldn't make it into work today, he had a bad case of rigamornus, he was too stiff to move out of bed.
by Aptosblue January 31, 2019
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Rigmon

A relationship between bowl cut boy and chillhaha.
A: Do you ship Rigmon?
K: OF COURSE I DO!
by Pigeonmumbojumbo January 5, 2022
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rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.
How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.
by Robopoet February 22, 2008
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rigamortis

The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.
Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.
by ADizzle088 December 13, 2006
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