A derogatory term, referring to
Asian males who modify old economy cars to make them louder and slower, in an attempt to look cool and compensate for their miniscule penises. The true result of these efforts is that the loud car draws attention to the fact that they’re an idiot, with a
slow, loud car and a tiny penis.
The term “rice” is slang for “rice dick”, which itself originates from the fact that the typical
Asian male has a penis that’s no larger than a
single grain of rice.
R.I.C.E. is also considered to be an acronym for Really Infinitesimal Cock Exhibition.
Phil: "Oh my god! That fuckin’ idiot
cut the muffler off his 1991 Civic and taped a trash can
lid to the roof to act as a spoiler."
Mark: "Stupid fuckin’ Rice."