liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

best regards

A nice way to end an e-mail or a letter.

Bla bla bla

Best Regards

by AleReDnBlack September 16, 2013

Redarded

The retarded way of saying retarded, making it double retarded

Holy crap, Pedro is sooo redarded.

by EatshidandFard December 16, 2019

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"

At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.

by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009

KIND REGARDS

When you sarcastically end an email to be professionally polite - but what you actually meant to say is: 'fuck off ye cunt'

Dear Darren,

Please re-do the stair drawings by the end of the day today, final deadline.

KIND REGARDS,

James

by schpountz April 26, 2017

rear end loader

a homosexual male who indulges in anal sex with another man also known as a fag

that guy is doing that other guy in the arse he's a rear end loader

by james2468 November 18, 2006

relard

Someone dumber,of even less intelligence, than a retard. So stupid they forgot to cross the t.

-John is so stupid.
-Yeah, he is a relard.

by Coots T. November 29, 2006