Suicide Prevention Month

September is suicide prevention month. Make sure to reach out to your friends, family and loved ones and make sure they are okay and are doing good! If they aren’t, validate their feelings and see if there is any way to help. Also, don’t forget to also take care of yourself and your own mental health time month. :D

Person 1: Hey, it’s suicide prevention month!
Person 2: That’s nice to know, I must reach out to my sister and see how she’s doing.

Person 1: Me too!

by spaghettini tagliatelle September 2, 2021

Lamborghini Reventon

The most expensive car in the whole history of Automobili Lamborghini S.p.A. Only 20 were manufactured, all of which have already been sold. Yet, there have been reports that the number will increase to 100.

Reventón means "explosion", "burst", but in this context it means "he who makes things burst".

The exterior design was inspired by the F22 Raptor. The interior is fully customized and includes several devices a normal Lamborghini wouldn't have. The mechanical elements, such as the engine, is exactly the same as the Murciélago LP640.

The most ridiculous fact is that is costs one million euro.

Finally, after saving money for 20 years, I can buy a Lamborghini Reventon! Too bad I'm too old and can't drive anymore. Damn it!

by The Silver Raider April 24, 2008

sperm retention headache

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.

Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.

by collinc August 23, 2005

Revelationous Maximus

(Noun) When one ore more people, under the influence of marijuana, achieve(s) a monumental realization or idea through a systematic progression of thoughts. This process can occur individually or socially. Individually, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with the individual's surroundings or environment, causing a linear progression of thoughts. Socially, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with other people causing an exponential (non-linear) progression of thoughts. An ultimate conclusion regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior is revealed to the individual(s) that shakes the fabric of their reality.

Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus

See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls

Stoner 1: Dude, the Sun is like a nucleus and the surrounding planets are like electrons.

Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.

Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.

by Pi Ups April 26, 2010

Resextionist

A friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals' in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.

Yo mang, I got like 7 booty calls this Saturday. Dave played resextionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.

by Rah rah roma ma gaga ooh la la December 9, 2009

rejection artist

Someone (usually a superficial female) who rejects most men that are interested in her.

I think she's a rejection artist because I've seen her picture for years on the internet singles site.

by DelPelham December 27, 2011

auto-rejection

Auto-rejection is when a woman rejects the advances of a man, because she thinks he is unattainable for a serious relationship. This may be because she thinks the man is of "too high value" or does not show enough interest in her.

When the stud with a doctoral degree in Mathematics courted for Marie, the young peasant girl, she dismissed his advances due to auto-rejection.

by alphaToOmega February 20, 2019