Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst moaning one or more human beings' names. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy, fruitful, and beneficial times to come
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children who were out fishing gazed in horror as the lord lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into his own mercury retrograde
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1.(n)someone that has no luck finding work or purpose in the civilian world so they relunctantly came back to the original enlistment they choose to leave in the first place.
2.(n)individual with the drive to make up for lost time/purpose with a follow-up enlistment(s) that means absolutely nothing. Essentially achieving the required 20 years of bullshit to recieve a pention in nonconsecutive terms.
2.(n)individual with the drive to make up for lost time/purpose with a follow-up enlistment(s) that means absolutely nothing. Essentially achieving the required 20 years of bullshit to recieve a pention in nonconsecutive terms.
1. GySgt Haney is a poster board retread.
2. Timothy knows being a retread puts him in the highest ranks of losers, but he makes the most of it anyhow.
2. Timothy knows being a retread puts him in the highest ranks of losers, but he makes the most of it anyhow.
by kool keith March 23, 2004
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when a womans pussy is so big worn out you put in a whole ham in than pull out the bone to tighten it up.
it felt like pullin' a string through the grand canyan, until i gave her a "redneck retread", then it was all good!
by robert w. December 14, 2008
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