Retigger

A retarded nigger who is usually eating beans.

This Retigger eating beans watching Cars 3!!!!!!!!

by Creteye March 11, 2019

Macbook Pro with Retina Display

Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.

1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"

by Mjtmastercp August 30, 2012

hd retina display

The display on 4th generation iPod touch/iPhones and iPhone 4s. It is 960x840 pixels, squished into a 3.5 inch display.

Genius bar rep: The iPhone 4 has hd retina display, it makes porn better looking, and you'll look better then others.

Me: Will it fit in a manilla envelope?

Genius bar rep: Yes.

*Crowd goes ape shit*

Me:TAKE MY MONEY!

by bootybuttcheecks January 30, 2012

Retina Rape

When you are blinded by the flash from a camera against your will, i.e. at a bar when someone at another table has a camera and you get blinded by it.

Oh man, I can't see anything, I just got retina raped by that bachelorette party over there!

by JammyDee May 1, 2010

Retinal Clap

An eye infection. Or waking up with a ton of sleep on your eyes.

"Dude what happened to your eye?" asks Nick

"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete

"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick

by Swift_Nick_Cudd June 18, 2011

retinal sex

when one shoves his massive cock into a girls eye socket, causing it to bleed out as the man fills the girls eye socket with his cum.

Person1: i had retinal sex with her last night, she had to go to the hospital to get it fixed.

by some hackerman June 23, 2018

Retinal Clap

An eye infection.

Why does my eye hurt?

Dude, it looks like you got retinal clap.

by ThatDaltonDude December 28, 2009