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retardando

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.
You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.
by DoubleXM July 11, 2007
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Reardonesque

Reardonesque - rear·done·esque

-verb

1. unbelievable; usually in reference to a personal achievement: “Joe’s claim of on-sight free soloing White Maiden’s Walkway is Reardonesque.”

-adjective

1. an exaggerated boast or statement that goes beyond credibility: “Dave has been spraying Reardonesque stories of his exploits at the Quarry.”
Origins and popularization of the term

Reardonesque became part of the Southern California rock climber’s lexicon in 2006- 2007. It’s origins are from the late Michael Reardon’s (1965- 2007) false claims of world-class rockclimbing free-solos. The term Reardonesque is generally used as a mockery when a bald-face liar makes over-blown claims of personal achievement.
by Biggy Blort October 7, 2007
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retarding

The process of being/acting retarded to a magnitude of 10.
That bitch goes around retarding all the damn time!
by fucktard66996969 April 25, 2006
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retardedness

the act of being retarded
Haley was showing her retardedness when she fell down the stairs on a cruis.
by Haley Marie P. July 15, 2007
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Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.
I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.
by Richardhg December 13, 2010
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Retardese

To talk or communicate in a very stupid manner, very ignorant or dumb word use jibberish , ideas or wording, communication that is senseless or inappropriate for the moment nonsense , time or place. Usually considered most when a person does it often and it becomes standard or most relevant as a characterization for thier communication style. It includes ideas, word choice and lack of relevance to the topic or people you are talking to . Can be considered as lies due to the lack of information or fact fictionmoreover, being deceitful . Fake and false : as in wrong, dumb and stupid talking dumbshit
Bitch I am not listening or understanding what you are saying because I don't speak retardese
by Falcon H March 2, 2015
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retardant

The name given to people who call people retards who don't deserve it which doesn't make sense as retard is an infinitive of a verb that means "to hinder".
person A: "you are a retard"
person B: "retard is a verb, what i think you mean is retardant, which is used to describe people like you, people who can be a frequent hindrance"
by multiple usernames October 29, 2021
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