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Many moons ago, Billy and Phil, two best pals from the city of Clarksburg, began scouring the internet for a fresh new music act. Something mature, but not overly sentimental. Something fun, but not too juvenile. What they got was Da Fat Gay Retardeds. DaFGaR consists of two members: Fagdar and Gardaf. They had been a band for many years prior to Billy and Phil's discovery of their immense talent. Apparently, they were just too fat and stupid to know how to properly harness their own raw musical talent. Soon after the discovery, Billy and Phil agreed to act as DaFGaR's promotion agency. After many months of fat, gay retardedness they finally had a song to promote; that song being the absolutely enchanting, "lester-oats". Their first step towards stardom was when they posted "lester-oats" on the now defunct Mp3.com. Unfortunately, DaFGaR insisted that their music be classified as "Children's Music". Billy and Phil, not wanting to upset the gay duo, complied . A day later, Mp3.com emailed DaFGaR back, claiming that their music was, "not suitable for children." This put Fagdar and Gardaf into a heavy state of depression; a state they may still be in today. Billy and Phil lost contact with DaFGaR during their great depression, and "lester-oats", though popular among those lucky individuals who have heard it, never garnered the success it should have. Amen.

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by anonymous gangster rapper April 19, 2005

retardeder

contraction for more retarded

shut up, you're SO retardeder than me!

by someone January 12, 2005

Retardepes

A portmanteau of the phrase, "Retarded as Herpes."
It means your thought, idea, or actions are dumb and/or stupid. You are retarded as herpes.

"I've got an idea, let's go hang out at the mall."
"No way, that's retardepes, and by extension, you are retardepes."

by RedHeadedStepChild October 23, 2008

retardedness

a term used to define how retarded something or someone is

joe's retardedness level is low
brtuh's retardedness level is high

by hello1394973 November 2, 2021

retardedness

Beyonder

"What you just said was pure retardedness"

"My bad bro it won't happen again"

by GuyTheGuy September 1, 2022

Esteem of Self Retardedness

When one ignores another’s wonderful performance in sport, gaming, etc. and focuses on there own personal performance even if they performed worse or better.

Person 1: (plays really good in basketball) person 2: you played pretty good i guess, but did you see that one shot i hit?? person 1: wow you are really showing an example of esteem of self retardedness.

by sëxxybläkkmadedat January 4, 2026

Retardeder

When someone acts more retarded than they usually do.

Stephanie is acting retardeder today than she did yesterday when she hit my car.

by blah888888 September 9, 2011