Retardigan

A tragically horrible cardigan. Usually doesn't fit right, or has a stupid pattern, or both.

Zoe thought the cardigan at the store looked good on the hanger, but when trying it on she was upset to find it was actually a retardigan.

Sierra thought the cardigan at Vans was cute, but her friends thought it was a retardigan.

by Cass De Krame August 17, 2010

Retardadin

A Retriubution Paladin on World of Warcraft, something that even a retard can do, just by facerolling the keyboard. like this

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That is why they are called Retardadins.

Anyone who says
"Hey look at me I am a pro with my Divinestorm"
or
"I am not Imba I am Pro!"
or
"I love Blizzard!"
or even
"I pwn the noobs who can't play arena. All thanks to my divinestorm"
Are all Retardadins. Watchout for them. They want to faceroll YOU!

by Mr_Drix June 24, 2009

retardocan

A name for an individual who claims the Republican party.

That Stan voted for George Bush what a retardocan.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

retardican

a member of the republican party who believes that there way is the only way, they can do no wrong, are always right, and generally will push their view until they cause the end of the world.

I tried talking to that Retardican about politics, but their view was so one sided.

by P. Goodman November 16, 2007

Retardasaurus Rex

Shit you see that makes you want to fuck up the guy who made it.

It's a Retardasaurus Rex!!!

by Marshallmates June 4, 2018

Retardican

A nasty person who will support trump blindly, will likely abuse a female, and hates people who are different without even listening to reason

That retardican tried shooting me because I said that women deserve respect

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

retardosaur

a person who is considered too old or inept to keep up with the latest technology. Often, the person will purchase the newest gadgets, but will rely upon a younger generation to help them use it.

"James is such a retardosaur, he bought a new iPod, but he doesn't have the faintest idea how to use it"

"I am so tired of downloading Bill's pictures from his digicam, he is such a retardosaur."

by cyberbulldog October 5, 2009