Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.
Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018
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Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.
Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.
Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?
by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010
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S: Remember when K slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm?
M: Yeah, thats some serious compound retardation
M: Yeah, thats some serious compound retardation
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Get the Mental retardation mug.the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.
"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "
"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."
"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."
by DJFr33q January 3, 2020
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Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.
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I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
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