Resolution List

The list that you make at the beginning of the new year right before you go back to school or work of the the things that you want to accomplish that year. "This year will be different!", you think as you put the list in your bedside drawer and go out to runs some errands.

Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....

SOB!!! I haven't done anything on this f*cking resolution list! Screw it, I'm going to the bar...

AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.

by raichupal January 5, 2011

Reseller

A Person who buys as much items as he wants, and then sells it for a higher price.

Ted: Hey, why are all the Jordan 7's Gone?

Frank: Bob the douche bag bought as much as he could, and is going to sell it later for twice the cost.

Ted: Why would he do such a thing?

Frank: He claims he is a "Reseller".

by MichaelBangura September 1, 2012

reslut

to have have once been a slut, left the world of sluttery, and then returned.

That bitch is a total reslut

by meg-han March 11, 2008

I have no recollection

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

by LetsGoOakland April 4, 2007

New Years Resolution

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.

Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.

by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009

drunk resolution

When drunk you start to have doubts and regrets, you decide you wont drink so much again, or you will start dieting/exercising these resolutions feel like new years until you wake up the next day and either have forgotten about them or give up on them.

Bill: Man I'm totally getting up early tomorrow and hitting the gym!

Next day Bill wakes up at noon and eats leftover pizza and watches TV and realizes hes made yet another drunk resolution

by Danthor March 22, 2009

rebol

1. verb

2. the act of reboling

1. I'm sorry, but I'm reboling right now. I don't want to get out of my room.

2. I reboled yesterday.

3. He is still reboling.

by CO5 March 25, 2010