Republicant

Formerly known as Republicans, the Republicants are a political party that embodies no-ness and all forms of negativity. It is the Republicant believe that nothing should ever be done by government because the wealthy, as the most educated class, and the corporations they control, knows what's best for the rest of society. Recent scientific analysis of their speech patterns reveal overuse of words such as No, Can't, Socialism, Betcha, You lie, various racial epithets, and so forth.

If we Republicants unite, we just might get rid of Medicare! Our senior citizens should have the FREEDOM to take care of themselves! Hunting for food when you're 90 and living in a cave is what being American is all about!

by shgr April 16, 2010

republiCANT

All these republicans are blaming every problem on everyone but themselves. Its just because they can't do what they say they can and will do so they blame their problems on someone else. They are not rebubliCANS they are republiCANTS!

Republicant: "I have so many problems that other people can't solve for me"
Person: "Solve it yourself you REPUBLICANT!!"

by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

conan the republican

Governor of Caleefohnia. see governator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is Conan the Republican.

by matt October 23, 2004

Republican't

A member of the political party opposed to basically everything good.

Donald Trump, aka asshat, is a Presidential candidate in the Republican't party.

by Neesied69 January 25, 2016

Republican Logic

A mythology often alluded to by the rich.
see: oxymoron

Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he realized he was just an ass.

by Matt June 9, 2005

Republican Deal

During any negotiation, when one group insists upon dramatic or extreme conditions before engaging in discussions, the purpose being to end all negotiations.

The kidnapper attempted a Republican Deal; demanding a million dollars, a helicopter on the roof, and a batch of dinosaur eggs before releasing the 26 hostages.

by quickstring July 12, 2011

The Republican

Having sex doggystyle while both participants are laying down on their side.

Conservatives find regular doggystyle too animalistic or are just flat out too lazy for the position, so they came up with this variation.

Teddy: Oh hey Don, isn't that the chick you fucked last weekend? She's got an ass to die for! I bet you hit it doggy?
Don: Nah man, she didn't like the way my gut was resting on her lower back so I had to hit her in the republican

by Mr. Sucksdorff December 1, 2020