Reproductive Roulette

Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.

Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.

by thebetterfriend2 August 3, 2011

human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.

Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.

by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017

Reproductives

Organs which are used primarily in the creation of offspring.

I was down at the welfare office today, and I saw this guy who shouldn't have kids, so I chopped his reproductives with a pair of hedge clippers

by Cleefy January 23, 2011

Masculine Reproductive organ

Penis. You Don’t have one.

Someone: Oh no! I don have a masculine reproductive organ!

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Female Reproductive System

Looks like a male goat's head. I believe male goats are called rams.

My baby was not, in fact, born out of a vagina, but out of the mouth of a ram.

by Fairy Sacks November 17, 2003

re-reproduce

when someone is not satisfied with their first round of kids and they want a do-over.

Q: "Dani, why do I feel like that guy is dating my womb?"
A: "Because he wants to re-reproduce with you and have a girl this time"

by glowlita November 17, 2009

Reproductive Procrastination

Mating with the purpose of distracting oneself from the task at hand.

I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.

by Bitchhe'smine December 9, 2016