Sorin Repair

A shoddy repair that although works, is subpar in quality and/or exterior look, often shunned by more expert repairmen.

"That's a Sorin repair"

by Master Sorin May 19, 2019

heat repair guy

the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent

coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is

by Shaft January 31, 2004

iphone repair

We're not sure if it's animal, vegetable, or mineral, but it's what the techs at www.iPhone-repair-new-york.com (248 W. 35th St, New York, NY 10001 646-688-5385) eat, breathe, and sleep. Rumor has it it was reverse engineered by NASA after the Roswell Crash, but I also hear Chuck Norris invented it after round-house kicking the universe into existence.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my iPhone and now I need iPhone repair.

by iphone repair man May 18, 2011

Wyotech-Approved Repair

Any repair that is deemed unsafe by normal, sane people but will give you a passing grade at Wyotech.

Using Body Filler to build a new Quarter Panel is a Wyotech-Approved Repair.

by MrVanGuy January 22, 2011

stuck elevator repair

When a man is fucking a girl but his dick is too big, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a girls vagina. they must then walk awkwardly to the garage, take out a chainsaw and saw his penis off at the point it enters the vagina.

Friend 1: hey where were you the past week at work? Boss is mad.
Friend 2: sorry i had to make a stuck elevator repair and ended up in the emergency room. i went from a jake to a 2 inch dick.

by cougar744316 May 24, 2011

emergency basement repair

Experts who can repair seepage or structural problems in an emergency.

After the storms my seepage got so bad I had to call the emergency basement repair company.

by Paul Thornton November 29, 2007

Irish Repair Kit

A bottle of whisky and a glass. Used to mend any injury done to a man's body or soul.

Life got you down lately? Keep the Irish Repair Kit handy.

by PotatoFace June 23, 2012