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Halo Reach-around

Noun: When a girl attempts to give her boyfriend a handjob whilst he is distracted by Halo Reach.
Dude, my girlfriend totally screwed my K-D ratio with her Halo Reach-around last night
by Spartan Bomber October 25, 2010
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reiched

The act of getting "rekt" by the Holy Roman Empire (1st Reich), the German Empire (2nd Reich) or Nazi Germany (3rd Reich).
France's defenses got "reiched" in WWI when Germany got passed the French defenses by invading through Belgium.
by K00ger January 17, 2017
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Alt-Reich

Alt-Reich: An Intentional play on the word "Altreich". which is an actual German word meaning Old Empire and can refer to Germany's pre-WWI territories or even it's territories as the Holy Roman Empire, i.e. the countries Hitler tried to take back.
he Alt-Right's current message and tone very much resembles Hitler's infamous 3rd Reich, and thus in slang terms could be called the "Alt-Reich".
by MuffinTopGuy February 28, 2017
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reaches rock

v. to achieve an erection
"I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours reaches rock."
by SkidMarkyMark October 3, 2006
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Reach out

A sort of sweet-talking, cliche term used by temp agencies and other employers to give you the impression they have some particular vested emotional interest in helping you, when really they are just screwing you over.
Temp Agency Recruiter: "I just wanted to reach out to you and invite you to take time out of your day to come down here for an interview."

Recruitee: "Is this because you think you may have a job available I'm qualified for?"

Recruiter thinks in response: "No, in fact the chances that I will place you are less than 5%, but I benefit personally from having as many qualified people in my database as possible and so therefore I thought I'd reach-out to you and waste your time."
by Whatever4947484646486 September 19, 2012
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yawn reach

When a guy pretends to yawn just to put his arm around the girl he's with
Meg and Jason are sitting in the movie theater when an awkward makeout session comes on the big screen. So Jason yawn reaches over Meg's shoulders.
by systmofadown676 January 2, 2009
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Dark Reach

When someone attempts a hand job on their partner/unsuspecting victim at night
Tommy leaned over and grabbed roys crotch to his surprise...and Tommy brushed it off as a Dark Reach
by Ed Crockett October 2, 2020
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