jacker's remorse

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.

Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.

by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009

remora

A. Someone who expects everything to be given to them on a silver platter while they lay around doing nothing.

B. A social leech

c. Any of several marine fishes of the family Echeneidae, having on the head a sucking disk with which they attach themselves to sharks, whales

A. Tilly: Hey I didn't go to class for the whole week, can i get your notes?
AJ: no you fucking remora

B. if someone has been hanging out with your because they are new and they haven't ventured out to meet new people you can say 'go meet someone else you fucking remora'

by aj krause January 6, 2004

Food Remorse

(noun) When you forgo eating a particularly tasty morsel of food and later regret not eating said food.

Mallory left half her chocolate cake on the plate at the restaurant because she thought she was full. When she got home she had crazy food remorse from not pushing through and finishing the cake. food

by moneyman234 August 9, 2015

Whacker's Remorse

that kinda depressed feeling you sometimes get after masturbating.

"I just deleted my entire porn collection"
"Damn, whacker's remorse, son"

by nshields August 6, 2008

Remoted

Controlling a computer system from a place other than the computers location.

Accessing a server, computer or network from home.

They were having computer problems. So I remoted in and fixed it.

by IcedOutCat May 13, 2010

Googler's Remorse

When, after googling something, you come up with offensive and/or vulgar results that are irrelevant to what you wanted to find in the first place.

"I had no idea when I googled 'Bears' I'd come up with pictures of hairy chested gay men. Serious Googler's Remorse."

"I'd be scarred for life."

by P Banger October 1, 2009

remoke

A very small child’s way of referring to the “remote,” as in the TV remote control.

Peas Dada, I wanna have the remoke!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021