Slang for spastic, mong and used towards someone with a lack of common sense or someone who has said or done something stupid. Usually preceeding the 'tongue in bottom lip' face; sometimes with a small, slow slap to said bottom lip and a 'duuuuuhhhhh' noise.
Can also be used for a not so clever hardman. A tough guy with a lack of intellect.
Can also be used for a not so clever hardman. A tough guy with a lack of intellect.
What did you go and say that for Bob, ya fucking Rembo. Duuuuuhhhhhh.
Did you see Mick chucking his weight around last night. Couldn't get his own way in an argument so went all rembo on the bloke.
Did you see Mick chucking his weight around last night. Couldn't get his own way in an argument so went all rembo on the bloke.
by DeionWilliams November 5, 2010
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1. rural, far away, distant, the middle of nowhere.
2. isolated, inaccessible
3. (Of a chance) frail, slim, marginal
4. cold, distant, aloof
Noun:
Abbreviation of remote control, so named because it controls a machine from a distance.
1. rural, far away, distant, the middle of nowhere.
2. isolated, inaccessible
3. (Of a chance) frail, slim, marginal
4. cold, distant, aloof
Noun:
Abbreviation of remote control, so named because it controls a machine from a distance.
Could you pass me the remote? From here it's remote and the chances that I can reach it are very remote.
by Lorelili April 3, 2011
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This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.
Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.
by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007
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The term that describes the uncanny way the remote control disappears when you need it, despite your absolute certainty you left it where it belongs.
The term that describes the uncanny way the remote control disappears when you need it, despite your absolute certainty you left it where it belongs.
Jim: What the hell! Dude, where's the remote? I'm gettin' sick of the constant remotissipation around here. My show starts right now and the TIVO took a dump last week.
Kevin: The remote's where you left it, meathead. I haven't watched it all day.
Kevin: The remote's where you left it, meathead. I haven't watched it all day.
by slothzilla June 6, 2009
Get the remotissipation mug.Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.
Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.
Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.
Bob and Jim were watching Goldfinger and every commercial that came on, Bob would switch to ESPN hoping to catch SportsCenter. Unfortunately, there were usually commercials, so Bob went back to Goldfinger.
The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.
The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.
by A Rab $$ January 2, 2011
Get the Remote ADD mug.When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.
"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."
by Raunchtastic August 17, 2016
Get the Remote Dock mug.The practice of pointing the wrong remote control at an electronic device and expecting it to work; also the feeling shame, idiocy and frustration realizing you have done so
Brutus is using the TV remote to try to operate the DVR! It's clear a case of remotus operandi!
I spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!
I spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!
by Creed Cur December 22, 2017
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