Reaching Your Peak

Reaching Your Peak, metaphorically meaning when you've lost it at a certain point in the night and you've slightly gone crazy. Your eyes start to close, and you start speaking your mind as if you've lost any filters.

you're reaching your peak, you must be tired, you need some sleep.

by largefryingpan October 13, 2017

Cock Reaching

When someone make a lame ass attempt to turn what another said into a gay comment, but totally fails. It's a known fact, that cock reachers perform the act of cock reaching to divert attention from their own gayness.

Person1: "I ate pizza today for lunch."
Person2: "Oh, I bet you do like putting large triangular things inside your mouth."
Person2 is clearly guilty of cock reaching.

by NoReaching September 11, 2009

Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".

A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."

by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005

feltching

To remove sexual fluids from partners anus via sucking or licking

After Brad's magnum size penis finished in my ass, he began feltching his load out of it.

by Spurlin March 3, 2009

reaching on a double

Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third

I rounded second a bit too hard and got denied at third. Talk about reaching on a double!

by CarMono September 18, 2010

Reaching

Said when someone is going too far with their actions and/or their opinions

Person1: Dude, kiribakus made a petition directed to Horikoshi to make their ship canon
Person2: Those clowns sure are reaching

by Will-o'-the-wisp June 1, 2019

skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina

jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "

by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009