Roasted

When you get burned so bad you rethink your life.

Just got roasted son.

by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017

ROASTED

Roasted is an awesome word you use when someone is in a severe burn

GIRL : It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love.

SOMEDUDE: So who 's the lucky guy?

YOU: ROASTED !!

by KhenRieee April 20, 2015

roasted nut

the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time

by Chris Loshark December 24, 2008

roasted nuts

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef

1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.

by spoot September 11, 2006

Roasted

Roasted has several definitions:

1. To be extremely drunk or lean.

2. To get done over by someone.

3. To be verbally abused for doing something stupid.

1. Chris: Owen was so roasted last night, he went home early.

2. Ben: You should of seen it, Owen got roasted at Pro Evo.

3. Owen: Yesterday, I supermaned my mum.
Chris: You must have been so roasted.
Ben: Owen, you are a wasteman!

by K-Lash March 9, 2008

Roasted

The state of being high or stoned while also indulging in a cup of strong, caffeinated coffee.

Bro: Dude wanna burn this sweet blunt i just rolled?

Brah: nah man, I'm taking it slow, I'm already pretty roasted…

Bro: Dude WTF, you went to Starbucks without me AND burned before you even got here???

Brah: Sorry man…

by jacobro June 10, 2014

rotoasted

A combination of "roasted" and "toasted", because the burn was just that epic.

Justin: Man I don't know if I should buy the new Madden or nah.
Brandon: I wouldn't bother considering you suck pretty hard at it.
Dylan: Oooh rotoasted!

by ThyGrizzlyBear March 1, 2017