Just an absolute dick and extremely obnoxious and he also picks his nose and eats his boogers or wipes it on another green surface.
Can you see Reed over there digging for gold? I think he touched his brain already. There's his daily snack. That'll last him the day.
by Emergencyツ May 14, 2019
Reed the guy that wants to be other people. He likes the girls that many find annoying or way out of his league. He goes to others on advice about girls. He is independent, but not that hot. An average bod but girls find him ugly and don’t really like him. He has Asian best friends that are girls. You think that he might be single or that one virgin for the rest of his life but he really won’t. After meeting a girl that most guys don’t like Reed will simp for that girl to much, yet he knows that he is stupid and extremely ugly. Reed uses words like “I know” and gets to sassy at some times but when he shows you his personality you might end up liking Reed. He is a history nerd and only liked by few people. Many people bully him for a lot of things but Reed doesn’t get depressed about it.
by The_truth_about_me January 11, 2022
A maga-Ginger. One who gains Ginger abilities in the night. Strongest during a full moon. A Reed can get sun burn from the moon on cloudy nights.
"Wow, that guy is such a Reed. What a douche bag."
"I hate Reeds."
"I can feel my Reed powers kicking in!"
"I hate Reeds."
"I can feel my Reed powers kicking in!"
by Matt, Reed, and Jake April 22, 2008
by ass head February 22, 2005
Verb - Indulging in the slashy exploits of the King of Kaboom (Malcolm Reed, 'Star Trek: Enterprise'). See also slash, yaoi, and shonen ai
by Kuma February 27, 2004
Your average reed will be wearing non-prescribed glasses and speak with a vast vocabulary to try to make him self appear smart. Even though he doesn't understand the word or know how to pronounce it, he will say it anyway. They are sometimes acquitted with a beanie that makes them look like a hipster. Does he drink coffee and pretend to be an enthusiast, yes. Does he say dumb jokes and try to be funny, yes. Will he ask you a question just so he can answer it himself, yes. Does he have his parents write his college essays for him, yes. Does he like to guzzle Dosh Jean's cum, yes.
Dosh: Hey what did you get for question 12?
Reed: Actually, I can't say because i'm too smart for you.
Dosh: God what a Reed.
Reed: Actually, I can't say because i'm too smart for you.
Dosh: God what a Reed.
by Benqueedo Man December 07, 2016
Is that Snoop Dogg reeding again?
by dax22 March 30, 2011