The Orville Redenbocker

Recieving a hand job at a movie theater, by way of a large popcorn.

Cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn container, when your partner reches for popcorn they will find a "hefty" suprise. No lubrication needed, and always ask for extra butter.

by Charles Cancilla Jr. June 27, 2005

Orville Redenboner

A case of a penis going from flaccid to erect in a time similar to a corn kernel popping into popcorn. The average time of an Orville Redenboner is around .12 seconds.

Holy shit! Did you see that Orville Redenboner pop in is pants?!

by Papa Mustafa March 31, 2009

Oral Reddenbacher

Similar to teabagging, but with butter and salt on the "kernels".

How come Doyle can only get it up if you give him an Oral Reddenbacher?

by Fatty Henchman March 28, 2008

Redenbacher

A man who dates younger women.

Originated from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart by Daily Show's Senior Women's Issues Commentator, Kristen Schaal, in response to the term cougar. Redenbacher, as in Orville Redenbacher, the popcorn magnet, aka the **** magnet, who was popping a lot more than corn.

Michael Douglas is a redenbacher

by Veenix3 August 16, 2008

Redenbacher

Like a cougar, but an older MAN who goes after younger women

Bruce Willis is such a Redenbacher

by Andrea Leja August 12, 2008

Raeden

A Badass Motherfucker that will stand up for what he believes, double cross his closest friends for pussy, and carries a homemade shiv made from scissors under his belt under his belt.

Not Raiden, form Mortal Kombat or Metal Gear Series, but Raeden.

Phil: Hey, who's that dude that threatened to shank that guy made fun of the nerds

Alex: Raeden, that kid that also slept with one of his best friends ex.

Phil: He sounds like a heroic douchebag.

Alex: Yes.

by RaiPali November 26, 2013

reedness

The act of sniffing a woman's chair after she has exited it

Oh my god Stacy, right after you got out of your chair, Steve came over and pulled a reedness.

by dirtydizzle November 2, 2012