dog dick red

simple the most amusing yet discusting color of red in existance

i went to the paint store the other day but they didn't have any dog dick red paint

by Pimp Shit Nick August 11, 2006

Dog Dick Red

A very distinctive shade of red that compares to nothing but a dog dick.

When Derrick pulled his pants down Jennifer said ewwwwww it's Dog Dick Red.

Also normally having a baby dick

by Real Deal Phil July 8, 2019

big red doge

Super insane price-checking god that descended from the third arm of Vishnu to price-check Katowice skins.

Wow, that guy got a Big Red Doge price-check!

by IsaacBananaBottom November 12, 2016

red dogs

Police, when u see the lights on the top of a cop car flash. "red" dogs

Get of the block. u see them them red dogs flashin.

by Cav Gully November 10, 2006

red doggin'

having sexual intercourse with a female on her period.

My girl is on the rag. So if I want some, I will have to go red doggin'.

by Hard Shell January 11, 2013

Red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you’

1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

by King Maximus November 12, 2020

Red Dogger

An engorged, swollen, reddish colored (borderline on purple) penis. Typically a penis that is being constructed for rigidness by use of a cock ring or constrictor band.

One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.

I got a red dogger going on trying to punch his way out of these pants.

I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.

Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018