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Red Balloon 

A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.
Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.
Red Balloon by The Herb and Company September 29, 2004

red balling 

used to describe drinking a red bull than jerking off and trying not to have your heart explode
Dude I just got done flogging the bishop and almost suffered a death from red balling
red balling by woot4moo March 12, 2008

red balls 

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).
Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.
red balls by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

red balling 

having sex so frantic and hard that your balls turn red from the constant slapping.
"Dude I so hooked up with that chick from last night"
"How was it man?"
"Dude I was Red Balling"
"Nasty!!!"
red balling by rusty256 August 4, 2008

soap red balls 

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.
Oh man i got soap red balls!
soap red balls by Danno April 4, 2005

red balloon 

an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.
Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.
red balloon by funnybunny May 6, 2008