occular recticidus

When your Eyes Lodge in your Asshole & it gives You a Shitty Outlook on Life

I Never See Her Smile, She Seems to have a Bad Case of Occular recticidus

by Starmon December 31, 2016

anal rectification

to set forth in correctness one's anus. to completely be destroyed, as in an accident in which one's body becomes mangled and dismembered.

That skiier was just anally rectified.

by Raabert "Baab" DeNiero November 29, 2004

Rektifier

A play on words for 'rectifier' where the subject is now 420.69% more MLG than previously possible.

Person 1: Prepare to get #rektified m8! For I am the rektifier! xDD

Person 2: WTF does that even mean??

by Xx_The precocious kid_xX June 8, 2015

rectifier

when the process of recting goes wrong (usualy concerned with rookies). the rectifier must then step in to control the situation and rectify the runt. essentialy, the rectifier rectifies a careless rect of a runt so that it is runtable.

"what the fuck, these skins have come apart!"
"good job they call me the rectifier then init rookie"

by daVilse August 30, 2005

Riptified

When your so high you can't do nothing but sit there arms out and legs side by side.

"After smoking that hash I'm too riptified to do anything."

by Daze2313 December 18, 2008

Retrified

enlightened and or dignified

when i wrote the song, i felt retrified

by the retrified one August 7, 2009

rektified

Being penetrated up the arse

"Damn I rektified that chick from the supermarket so hard last night."
"Oh nice mate"

by Fuck idk September 7, 2015