Recommendate

(v.) to date someone per someone else's recommendation or suggestion.

Jessica: I think you should date Matt! He's so cute!
Megan: That sounds fun! I should recommendate him!

by P00L5 March 23, 2012

Recommendation syndrome

When someone feels the need to recommend everything they have going on. Games, movies, artists.
Combined with Recency bias, this can get repetitive in the long run.

"The Witcher 3 is such a good video game dude. You need to play it! "
"Nah, Im busy. You got the Recommendation syndrome" (bro is literally just watching YouTube 24/7)

"You have time DAWG, stop the cap and play it." (btw witcher 3 is fr the goat)

by advancedsky December 15, 2023

The Recommendation Clause

If someone recommends a show to you, it is stated under the Recommendation Clause that they must finish it alongside you.

My friend wouldn't stop recommending JoJo's bizarre adventure to me but now he refuses to watch anything past part 3, thus breaking the Recommendation Clause.

by Joood September 25, 2020

recommendate

what i call homo-sapiens with abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "recommendate".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

The Lower Recommended

A Facebook group started in late February of 2011 that was branched off of The Upper Recommended dedicated to expressing yourself in anyway possible without suffering any consequences. It is almost like its own free country with no rules and just a few guidelines. You may see topics such as white kids who can't rap or the group admin posting about what he recommends you do that you probably shouldn't do if you want to live a long healthy life. It is not for the faint of heart or the giant ego. Just for the average person trying to get by unnoticed. The golden rule is; Don't try and make sense of any of it.

I joined The Lower Recommended and at first I thought it was really stupid but then I saw how bad everybody else's lives were and now I check it everyday to raise my self-esteem.

by Slygnu05 March 17, 2011

That’s not recommended

Engineer speak for “Do not fucking do that.”

Frequently in response to a phenomenally dumb question (usually by sales) or an absurdly improbable situation.

Meant to be derisive.

Sales: “What if we put the square peg in the round hole?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”

Customer: “What if the lawn mower is still running when I stick my hand in?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”

by Telltalehart August 05, 2021

Recommending

what i call homo-sapiens with abscesses.

Person 1:do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "recommending"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025